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[Harp is showing Rochard the pictures he took when he went wandering around the Bayside Cemetery in Queens New York. Shannon is playing Katamari Damacy.]

Rich: You went to a very Jewish cemetery!
Harp: Yeah, it's strictly Jewish. It's not well kept. I was the only one there.
Rich: Woah, random chair?
Harp: Where? [Richard holds up a picture] Oh, yeah, that was by the caretaker's house. But I didn't see him.

[Richard holds up a picture of a tombstone with the name "Theodore". Light is obscuring half of the stone.]

Harp: Yeah, that one. There was some guy at the cemetery who said he was my grandfather. That's the picture I took of him, but he didn't come out.
Rich: You're going that thing where you're lying.
Harp: Am not!
Rich: Are you saying your grandfather is God?
Harp: No, he's dead, see?

[Quiet]

Harp: I want to get pictures of adults at a party, go back to CVS and say to the desk clerk "Excuse me, is someone playing a joke? Why did all of the pictures from my father's birthday party come out except for the ones of just him? Why did every picture of just him in his suit come out like this?"
Richard: Haah! You're going to upset someone.
Harp: There was a little tombstone that said Theodore Cluck, age 5. If I could get pictures of a little kid's birthday party, I'd go back and say "Why did all the pictures of my nephew come out like this?" Or get married and name our kid Theodore Cluck and take pictures at his birthday, then when my wife gets them, slip them in so she thinks they came out that way.
Rich: Or you could put the pictures around and act like your kid is dead. You know, like that South Park where they pretended Cartman was dead? Then when your kid asks why he can't have something, show him the picture and say "because you died!"
Harp: And put a bunch of pictures of him all around the place!
Rich: And then randomly start crying when you see his picture!
Shannon: You guys are never allowed to have children.
Harp: Can we babybysit yours?
Shannon: You two are not allowed anywhere near my kids.

[Rich and Harp laugh]

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alacricity
Jan. 2nd, 2011 03:37 am (UTC)
xD ilu.
thehulkstoy
Jan. 4th, 2011 06:28 am (UTC)
I miss you! And this is hilarious.
harpsi_fizz
Jan. 18th, 2011 04:15 am (UTC)
Oh my GOD Jenn! Jenn, Jenn, have you a skype? I do! We could talk on that?

Add this journal, ey? <3
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